Interview with a Zombie

Posted: March 12, 2014 by Cat Reyes in Stories
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Me: Welcome to today’s post. I decided to do something rather unique and interview a zombie. Don’t worry folks. The zombie is behind steel bars so there is no threat to your hostess. Anyway, let’s go ahead with the interview. Hello, Mr. Zombie… I’m sorry, I would rather not call you ‘Mr. Zombie’ through the whole interview. Do you have a name?

Zombie: Uugh

Me: Ok Ug. It is a pleasure to meet you. What do you think of today’s political climate?

Zombie: Uuuugh.

Me: I have to agree with you, Ug. Today’s politics are a bit tedious. Now, let’s get into some personal details. What is your favorite food?

Zombie: Uuuuuuugh.

Me: Ok. Whose idea was this to interview a zombie? And who came up with these questions? What is the zombie gonna say anyway? “Brains” doesn’t seem to be in his vocabulary.

Zombie: Uuuuuuuuuuugh.

Me: I have to agree with Ug. This is ridiculous. I hear you laughing back there, Steve. Was this some kind of joke?

CRASH!

Me: Oh man. The cage just fell apart. Get someone in here to deal with this!

Zombie: Ugh.

Me: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

The End.

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